Thursday, March 31, 2011

Billy T James movie coming

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Twenty years after his death, a new movie is being made to celebrate the life of iconic New Zealand entertainer Billy T James.
Directed by Ian Mune, Billy T: Te Movie celebrates the life of James, who became New Zealand's best-loved entertainer, and will be released nationally on August 18.
Born William James Te Wehi Taitoko, by the time he died of heart failure aged 42 he had won numerous awards and wide acclaim for talent as musician, singer, comedian, actor, writer and artist.
The film tells of James' meteoric rise to national fame and his tragic downfall into ill-health and financial collapse.
Featuring digitally re-mastered footage of his performances and never-seen-before archival images, Billy T's story is set alongside interviews with his family, friends and colleagues.
Director Mune cast Billy as the cult favourite hard-case Maori-Mexican, The Tainuia Kid, in his 1984 movie Came a Hot Friday.
The script is by Mune and Phil Gifford, one of the writers of the original Billy T James Show.
Billy T: Te Movie is produced by Tom Parkinson and Robert Boyd-Bell through their company BTJ Movie Ltd.
Parkinson discovered Billy performing cabaret in the Avondale Rugby League Club in 1978 and cast him as Dexter Fitzgibbon in the television variety series Radio Times and produced the TV series The Billy T James Show.
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Roxy's Rocketeer unmasked as Peter Jackson

OUT OF HIS HELMET: Director Peter Jackson with Hobbit cast members, dwarfs Adam Brown and Graham McTavish, and lead hobbit Martin Freeman.
OUT OF HIS HELMET: Director Peter Jackson with Hobbit cast members, dwarfs Stephen Hunter, Adam Brown and Graham McTavish, and lead hobbit Martin Freeman.

It was a low-key public appearance that only Sir Peter Jackson could make at the glitzy 1930s-themed opening of The Roxy cinema in Wellington last night.
Speeches had already begun inside the $7 million refurbished cinema to 300 invited guests including Hobbit stars Sir Ian McKellen and James Nesbitt when someone dressed in a 1930s Rocketeer costume, complete with jet pack and full face helmet, quietly entered the cinema and stood at the back, largely unnoticed.
It was only after McKellen had cut a ribbon at the main cinema that the Rocketeer got around to removing his helmet.
Even then, it took several minutes for many to notice that it was Jackson. He rarely attends party-style events and spent some time at The Roxy chatting to Once Were Warriors director Lee Tamahori, who was one of the surprise guests at the opening.
Tamahori has been in Wellington for several weeks and is understood to be making a short film, using Jackson's Wellington facilities.
About 200 onlookers, including autograph hunters, watched guests arrive at The Roxy in Park Rd, Miramar. About a dozen vintage, veteran and post-vintage cars were parked out front.
The Hobbit stars also included Andy Serkis and William Kircher. Oscar-winner Jamie Selkirk, who was on crutches after breaking an ankle, and Sir Richard Taylor's wife, Tania Rodger, had been the main driving forces for the reincarnation of the former Capitol Cinema, bought in 2003.
As McKellen officially opened the cinema, he joked about preparations for The Hobbit, which have been disrupted by Jackson's emergency surgery for a perforated ulcer in January. "Are there two films? I tell you one thing, they've not been written yet."
McKellen was also impressed by the 1930s theme. "I'm the only one here born in the 30s."
Other guests included Wellington Mayor Celia Wade-Brown, Invercargill Mayor Tim Shadbolt and Cabinet ministers Tony Ryall and Chris Finlayson.
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Cut Copy announce NZ shows

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Cut Copy are coming to New Zealand for two shows.
The Aussie electro act will perform in Auckland and Wellington in May as part of a tour promoting their new album Zonoscope.
It is the first time the four piece have headlined shows in New Zealand.
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Pleas bring Mundy to Wellington

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Mundy's name may not  be familiar to many but his songs will be.
The Irish singer-songwriter is due to play a one-off show in New Zealand this weekend after owners of an Irish pub convinced the 35-year-old to fly in over during a break in his Australian tour.
The Dublin-based singer was born Edmund Enright but goes by his nickname Mundy, a play on his name and how he pronounces "Monday".
It's Mundy's first visit to New Zealand and he hopes it will lead to more concerts, which he is keen to combine with his already frequent tours in Australia.
While his fan base or profile in New Zealand may not be well established Mundy first gained international success with the release of his debut album Jellylegs in 1996.
A song from that album To You I Bestow was featured on the bestselling soundtrack to Baz Luhrmann's film adaptation Romeo + Juliet.
But despite the success off the back of the soundtrack's popularity he was dropped by his label in 2000.
Mundy went on to set up his own label mainly funded by royalties from the Romeo and Juliet soundtrack.
His third album in 2004 entered the Irish album charts at No. 1 and has gone platinum.
However he is probably best known for his 2006 cover of a Steve Earle song Galway Girl, with Mundy's version becoming a download hit in Ireland and went on to become the biggest single in Ireland two years in a row in 2007 and 2008.
Mundy admits many fans only know him for Galway Girl and while he believes in giving fans what they want, he can get a bit tired of singing it.
"Nearly on every album I've made I've had one song do really well, then you get a bit sick of it for a while then another song comes along and you fall back in love with the other songs."
Mundy said he still gets an "amazing buzz" from writing songs which his audience sings back to him.
"It's quite addictive. My career has been very good to me and I'm not ready to let it go and as long as it's good and keeps feeding you then no point letting it go."
Mundy said fans at his Wellington concert can expect all the hits they know from his albums, but he'll be sneaking a few of his own into the line up.
Mundy
April 2: Molly Molone's, Wellington
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Wednesday, March 30, 2011

BET PRESENTS: D’BANJ – WELCOME TO AMERICA!!!

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Mo-Hits is in the building!!!
There seems no stopping D’Banj aka Mr Endowed aka Koko Master at the moment –  From collabos with American Superstars to being listed as No8 on the Billboard Stars to Watch to interviewing the Nigerian President and now an Interview on BET!
For all his fans in Africa, UK, America & The Middle East, D’Banj will be interviewed on BET Presents (Welcome To Americaby the fabulous kokolet April Woodard on April 2, 2011 at 7:30pm GMT!!!
It promises to be an intimate discussion with the Entertainer as he tells the world the KOKO in this up close & personal interview – you don’t want to miss it – only on BET!!!
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VIDEO : WAJE FT MUNA – SO INSPIRED

waje_so_inspiredPRESS RELEASE:
In October, 2010, Waje, the incredible songstress, dropped her current single “So Inspired”  which featured MunaThe up-tempo song produced by E-Kelly, became a instant hit across Nigeria and is still receiving massive air-play across Africa.
The video which is set to premiere online on 04/04/2011 depicts every aspect of the song – a generation of young people especially the oppressed ones who will fight for their dream and work twice as hard to be heard. It cuts across every aspect of life – Jobs, People we associate with, families; life generally is a struggle but the inner strength lies within you to get your back off the wall.
Directed by Clarence Peters, the cinematography is excellent and was shot in Johannesburg.
Her album, “W.A.J.E. drops in the 2nd quarter of the year. Kindly watch the little appetiser belowWe only hope that this video will be an inspiration for you to realise your dreams
This joint goes hard! Can’t wait for the full video and even Waje‘s album to drop. The joint has been thrown in for those of u who still have it missing in yo music library.
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Waje ft Muna – So Inspired
  Waje ft Muna - So Inspired (4.5 MiB, 28 hits)

Genevieve Nnaji: Nollywood's Julia Roberts On CNN

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Every week CNN International's African Voices highlights Africa's most engaging personalities, exploring the lives and passions of people who rarely open themselves up to the camera. This week we profile Nigerian movie star Genevieve Nnaji.
(CNN) -- With her glamorous looks and exceptional talent, Nigerian movie starGenevieve Nnaji is one of Africa's most successful actresses.
The screen diva -- dubbed the Julia Roberts of Africa -- has starred in dozens of films, enchanting millions of movie fans across the continent.
The 31-year-old actress is considered to be a poster girl for Nollywood, the booming Nigerian movie industry, which according to UNESCO, is the world's second-largest film producer after India's Bollywood.
Nnaji has been performing in front of the camera from the age of 8. She is now one of Africa's most instantly recognizable faces and has won several accolades, including the 2005 African Academy Movie Award for Best Actress.
CNN's Pedro Pinto caught up with Nnaji before her latest movie premiere in London to discuss fame and her passion for Nigeria. An edited version of the interview follows.
CNN: Do you see yourself as an ambassador for your country?
Genevieve Nnaji: As long as you are a celebrity and in the public eye, you are an ambassador because you are the person they see -- they can't see the whole continent, they can't see the whole country.
CNN: How would you describe Nigeria to people who've never been there?
GN: Nigeria is a unique and a peculiar country, and as the people, we are too.
CNN: Why peculiar?
GN: Because everything, every aspect of human nature is in every Nigerian -- the good, the bad, the ugly, it's just like another New York. Nigeria is fun, to be honest.
But when...all we have people talking about when it comes to Nigeria is crime and fraud and things...that's just a very very minute number of people. Nigerians on the whole are very confident people. I believe we are confident, I believe we are very resourceful and we are very hospitable when it comes to visitors in the country.
CNN: When you look at your country, what are some of the things that you love about it?
GN: I like that as Nigerians we have some sort of neighborly love that we don't understand. We have a way of coming to the rescue of complete strangers. We do have that bond and I think it has to do with our background and how we are raised....I would never live anywhere else to be honest, no.
CNN: Really?
GN: No, I grew up in Lagos, I was born and bred there and I don't see myself leaving that town any time soon. I can work anywhere else but in terms of living, I'm used to Lagos.
CNN: How does it make you feel when people are screaming your name constantly?
GN: You never get completely used to it, like the last time I was here for the other premiere -- "Bursting Out" -- it was pretty overwhelming. I just thought, is this my life, all these people actually loving and appreciating me for who I am?
It's very humbling to be honest, I must say I'm blessed.
CNN: When did you realize that maybe this could be your future, this could be your career?
GN: I don't think I ever realized that, for a long time I kept thinking, OK, this is just temporary, definitely I'm going to go back to school and read law, English or something that I wanted to do.
So I never fully accepted acting as my profession. I don't think I saw myself there but somehow...here we are, I am an actor.
CNN: Do you ever get the feeling when you wake up in the morning one day that you wish you weren't famous?
GN: Oh yes, I don't even need to wake up, just sitting down sometimes I'm like, God, sometimes I hate my life. But I can't complain.
CNN: You have been referred to as the African Julia Roberts. When you hear that, what do you feel?
GN: Thanks to Oprah (Winfrey), it's very, very flattering, I mean not just because I'm compared to (Roberts) but because of who compared me to her.
So it's an honor to be honest but I think it's probably the vein we have on the forehead, I think that's what we have in common.
CNN: What do you wish for your future, where do you see yourself?
GN: I want to be further challenged in my career, I don't think I have reached my peak necessarily so I hope for other opportunities, greater opportunities to express myself.
Mostly because there is still something inside of me that I just feel I haven't let out and it's really trying to come out and trying to burst loose so I'm hoping for that opportunity...I just want that story, that story that challenges me even further.

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

BEAZYMUSICMONDAYS: BEAZY FT BA-C – LIVING IT UP

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Mondays are the most Beazy days of the week. #BeazyMusicMondays is here to ensure that @ least you have something to keep your adrenaline pumping for the stressful Monday.
It’s Week 31 and Beazy drops an original song titled “Living It Up” which features Abuja based artist Ba-C (pronounced Bassey) on the hook. Ba-C previously featured on BMM week 16‘s ”
She Dey Wind“.
Living It Up“ is produced by Playback (also responsible for “
She Dey Wind” and ”
U Kno My Steez ft Ice Prince
“).

21 more #BeazyMusicMondays coming soon to a Monday Near U.  See u all soon!
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Beazy ft Ba-C – Living It Up
  Beazy ft Ba-C - Living It Up (4.2 MiB, 159 hits)
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Daniel Radcliffe beyond Harry Potter

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NEW CHALLEGE: Daniel Radcliffe has moved beyond
 his famous character Harry Potter, tackling his first 
musical and a tricky role in the current economic climate.
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Given the economic climate of the past couple of years, is this really the right time to cheer a scheming, backbiting and unfit rascal businessman as he manipulates his way to the top of a bloated corporation?
It is, if it's Daniel Radcliffe who is playing the lovable go-getter J. Pierrepont Finch in a lush revival of How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying that has just opened at the Al Hirschfeld Theatre.
Radcliffe is doubly brave here. He's tackling his first musical and a tricky role in 2011: A con man with little business acumen who uses insinuation and flattery to get ahead, ultimately destroying his company in the process.
But Radcliffe is so darn adorable in this production led by director Rob Ashford that more than pockets of smitten teenage girls in the audience will be rooting for his unlikely rise from window washer to chairman of the board.
Radcliffe has plenty of help onstage from a very funny and smooth John Larroquette as boss J B Biggley, a gifted Christopher J. Hanke as his scheming rival Bud Frump, and the delightful Rose Hemingway as his romantic interest Rosemary Pilkington.
To be blunt, Radcliffe is not a Broadway singer. His voice is nice, but thin and he strains to fill the theater - American Idol judge Randy Jackson would call it "pitchy." Somehow it doesn't matter. He works so hard that we're on his side even if he, like his character, doesn't have the creds.
Plus, there's so much here that works: songs by Frank Loesser; a delightfully cynical book about corporate behavior that resonates today; Derek McLane's sets made of massive interlocking cubes; and Catherine Zuber's wickedly clever costumes, not to mention Ashford's cheer-inducing choreography that even takes advantage of Radcliffe's small stature and Larroquette's tall one.
This production celebrates the 50th anniversary of the Tony Award- and Pulitzer Prize-winning musical and it's only the third time it has made it to Broadway. The last time, Matthew Broderick played Finch. (Ferris Bueller gives way to a wizard.)
Ashford, fresh off his winning Promises, Promises, has wrung all the modern relevance from this snide critique - based on Shepherd Mead's 1952 satirical book - about management shenanigans and nepotism at the 1960s-era World Wide Wicket Company, including smartly featuring its corporate logo: "www." (Back then, managers also wrote too many memos about there being too many memos.)
Radcliffe first appears rising out of the orchestra pit on window-washing ropes, reading a self-help book about climbing the corporate ladder. (In another smart update, Anderson Cooper follows in the footsteps of Walter Cronkite, who lent his recorded voice for the book's narrator in 1995.)
Soon young Finch is pretending to pull all-night shifts to impress his bosses, lying about his alma mater to make him seem sympathetic, backstabbing colleagues and even purporting to love knitting if it will get him ahead.
"By George, ethical behavior always pays," he innocently says to the audience when a scheme he's hatched gets him to the next rung. If a turn of events falls in his favor - and they always do - a spotlight falls on Radcliffe's grin and a bell sounds.
As he rises, Hemingway's young secretary thinks she's found her future husband. Signaling those turbulent 1960s, the musical contains the seemingly contradictory songs Happy to Keep His Dinner Warm and A Secretary Is Not a Toy.
Other standout moments include office workers twitching with caffeination in Coffee Break and Paris Original, in which the secretaries show up to a party wearing identical dresses and matching hats. Larroquette and Radcliffe share another terrific moment in Grand Old Ivy a wonderfully conceived football dance number.
Finch keeps climbing - and studiously avoiding female entanglements in the form of Rosemary or the office's sexpot "bubble-headed tomato" (a breathy Marilyn Monroe-influenced Tammy Blanchard). Eventually he succumbs to love - and has a Tom Cruise moment on a sofa to prove it.
By the time he reaches the rank of vice president in charge of advertising, Finch is exposed as someone without good ideas. He comes up with a strange way to raise money, one that will send a shiver down anyone's spine who has ever heard about credit default swaps.
"It's a simple matter of taking the convertible debentures from the sinking fund, issuing stock options which are exchangeable for rights, which we then convert into nonvoting common and replace with warrants," Finch says.
It doesn't work. The whole house of cards collapses. But Radcliffe has somehow telegraphed enough personal guts, tenacity and good humor that the audience doesn't hold it against his smarmy character. Areme-007

VIDEO PREMIERE: OMAWUMI – IF YOU ASK ME

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VIDEO PREMIERE: OMAWUMI – IF YOU ASK ME

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In January 2011, West African Idol runner up Omawumi released “If You Ask Me (Na Who I Go Ask)“, a superb track put together by award winning producer Cobhams Asuquo. With the song’s jazz improvisations, powerful vocals and poignant lyrics, ‘If You Ask Me’ instantly became a massive radio favourite.
‘What would the video for this powerful song look like?’ was the question on everyone’s lips. The wait is over, and finally “If You Ask Me, the music video, has been released! Areme-007
With acclaimed director Clarence Peters at the helm of affairs, the video’s cinematography is top notch. Add Omawumi’s stunning wardrobe and her brilliant interpretation of the song, and you have the perfect climax for a truly moving track. You’ll love this one! Watch the video here:
  Omawumi - If You Ask Me (3.4 MiB, 1,860 hits) 

Areme-007 New Joint: SOUND SULTAN FT FLAVOUR N’ABANIA – OROBO(REMIX)



Orobo toh badt!
Peep the remix is Sound Sultan‘s massive track “Orobo“. It features no other than the Ashewo Master Flavour N’Abania.
Joint goes harder than the original.
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Sound Sultan ft Flavour N’Abania – Orobo(remix)

Monday, March 28, 2011

Portman's body double speaks out

Natalie Portman in Black Swan

She dropped weight for the role and underwent months of ballet training before filming even began, but just how much of the actual dancing in Black Swan did Natalie Portman do?
According to her body double, not as much as people have been led to believe.
American Ballet Theatre dancer Sarah Lane has spoken out about the credit being given to Portman for her dancing in the film.
Lane alleges that she performed many of the complicated dance sequences and that Portman's face was digitally added to her body afterwards.
The film's producers wanted to create the impression Portman was "some kind of prodigy" as the foundation for her Oscars campaign, she claims.
“Of the full body shots, I would say 5 per cent are Natalie,” Lane told Entertainment Weekly.
"All the other shots are me."
Lane made these comments just days after the film's choreographer, Benjamin Millepied told a newspaper 85 per cent of the dancing in the film was done by Portman.
Portman and Millepied are now engaged and expecting their first child together.
"There are articles now talking about her dance double that are making it sound like [Lane] did a lot of the work, but really, she just did the footwork, and the fouettés, and one diagonal [phrase] in the studio," he said in an interview with the Los Angeles Times.
Portman has not responded to Lane's remarks but has spoken in the past about having a body double for some of the complicated sequences.
However Fox Searchlight, the studio behind the film, released a statement denying Lane's claims: “We were fortunate to have Sarah there to cover the more complicated dance sequences and we have nothing but praise for the hard work she did. However, Natalie herself did most of the dancing featured in the final film.”
In an interview with the Wall Street Journal, Lane says she's not after fame, or to denigrate Portman. She just wants to be credited properly for her contribution.
"I do want people to know that you cannot absolutely become a professional ballet dancer in a year and a half no matter how hard you work," she says. "I've been doing this for 22 years."

Fairytales for grown-ups

Amanda Seyfried as Red Riding Hood
In its search for a fail-safe formula, Hollywood has rediscovered the fairy tale and given it a grown-up twist more in keeping with its ancient roots.
No one knows what will happen to you if you go into the woods. Bears wait there, paws and claws ready to maul unwary humans; wolves howl in the night. Perhaps there are worse creatures: the forests of mediaeval Europe sheltered plenty of vagabonds, thieves and murderers, but you will feel less fear if you think of them as ogres, giants or, perhaps, just cursed beasts waiting to be loved.
In stories, the boy heroes will prove brave and cunning enough to defeat these creatures: trap the giant, cut off his head, collect the reward.
Girls are watchful but often dangerously curious. Perhaps the girl who would climb into a bear's bed senses a beast inside herself. Everyone knows that girls run as deep as wells.
Angela Carter, the late gothic novelist, once wrote that the muddling of everyday reality, the fantastic and wish fulfilment in fairy tales made them like "informal dreams dreamed in public".
These tales of monsters and princesses, she said, had more in common with modern popular entertainments such as horror movies and soap operas than literature; all those flamboyant deaths, extremes of rich and poor and wildly dysfunctional families reminded her of Dynasty.
Perhaps this was why, in an age when "we have machines to do our dreaming for us", as she put it in her introduction to the Virago Book of Fairy Tales, they survived. Indeed, they thrive. In an age when we have very little culture, everyone knows what it means to turn into a pumpkin.
Walt Disney understood this. Audiences grappling with a new medium, he reasoned, would find stories easier to follow if they already knew them. His first cartoon, made in 1922, was Little Red Riding Hood.
We are much more cine-literate these days but, if anything, Hollywood is keener than ever to find fail-safe formulas and stick with them: cue a return to fairy tales.
This week, we have Catherine Hard-wicke's spooked-up version of Red Riding Hood in our cinemas.
Meanwhile, there are two live-action versions of Snow White due next year - one with Julia Roberts as the evil queen, and another with Charlize Theron in the queen's role and Twilight's Kristen Stewart as Snow White - along with a grown-up sequel to Hansel and Gretel featuring Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton as "witch-hunters", still traumatised by gingerbread overload but out for revenge.
Also next year, X-Men's Bryan Singer will present a version of Jack the Giant Killer, which, although the story is not in the first rank of fairy tales, does feature the delicious verse that begins "Fee, fi, fo, fum!"
On the drawing board for subsequent years, we have Joe Wright, who directed Atonement, doing The Little Mermaid and Guillermo del Toro (Pan's Labyrinth) making Pinocchio.
Finally, although Peter Pan is not a traditional fairy tale, it has the same flavour; news came in this month that Sony has signed for a new version with Channing Tatum in the tights. And these are all live-action films; forthcoming animated features include, most notably, the Shrek spin-off Puss in Boots with Antonio Banderas.
The old stories may be tweaked, of course. Indeed, the fact that we recognise that they have been tweaked is often the point, as it is in Disney's Tangled, which turns the passively hirsute Rapunzel into an action princess with hair so versatile it amounts to a superpower.
It is their familiarity, however, that gives them a headstart, just as old Walt Disney foresaw. Given that his commercial instincts were clearly second to none, perhaps it's just surprising all this hasn't happened sooner.
So why is it happening now? Partly, without a doubt, because the frenzied success of the Twilight saga has made anything that combines romance with the supernatural an immediate contender.
Hardwicke set out in Red Riding Hood explicitly to explore the story's psychosexual underpinnings, as might be expected of the director of the first Twilight film.
According to reports from the set, her constant reference was Bruno Bettelheim's classic Freudian evisceration of the fairy tale canon, The Uses of Enchantment, which interprets Red Riding Hood as a story of Oedipal conflict.
In Bettelheim's psychoanalytic account, the archetypal father figure is split between the marauding wolf and the woodcutter who rescues Red Riding Hood and her grandmother from the animal's stomach.
Granny, in turn, stands in for the mother figure who Red Riding Hood, as a girl on the brink of sexual maturity, needs to reject.
When she tells the wolf in the forest where her grandmother lives, she is subconsciously asking him to kill her competition; at this point she has left the forest path to pick flowers, a triumph of her pleasure-seeking id over her mature ego.
Then, in the cottage, she is consumed by a desire for which she is not yet ready; only a well-timed appearance by the "good" father restores things to psychological rights.
Hardwicke's film does not follow this Freud-by-numbers reading, but it does include the idea of dual male natures. Her wolf becomes a werewolf that murders by night and by day might be any one of them.
Amanda Seyried's Red Riding Hood, meanwhile, is torn between two suitors, both of whom she suspects, at different junctures, of being the wolf.
Perhaps more importantly than any particular story element, it also takes it as read that Red Riding Hood is a dark story about dreadful, hidden things. It becomes no longer a story for children but something closer to its roots: a tale told by "old wives" by the fire at night.
Most of the fairy tales we know well - Red Riding Hood, Sleeping Beauty, Beauty and the Beast, Cinderella, Hansel and Gretel - were passed down in oral versions for centuries before they were recorded.
Writing them down, as Angela Carter observed in her introduction to the Virago Book of Fairy Tales, both preserves stories and changes them.
Charles Perrault published his Les Contes de ma mère l'Oye (Mother Goose's Stories) in 1697, including such well-known stories as Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, Bluebeard and Puss in Boots.
Aimed at a well-heeled salon audience, the stories were elegantly sanitised. Each finished with a moral in verse.
"Little girls, this seems to say/Never stop upon your way/Never trust a stranger-friend/No one knows how it will end!" said the verse at the end of Red Riding Hood.
More famous than Perrault, however, were the Grimm brothers, German philologists who, in the early 19th century, collected folkloric stories as part of their research into the German language.
Some of their best-known tales coincide with Perrault's; they tried to find authentically local versions but it was hard to know whether they had actually been passed down from forebears who read them in Mother Goose. The Grimms were aware of this and tried to weed out the more obviously French stories, but it is in the nature of fairy tales that their origins are hazy.
"Who first invented meatballs?" asks Carter, rhetorically. "Is there a definitive recipe for potato soup?" There are no authorised versions of these stories; they have no authors.
At the same time, they don't come out of nothing. The oral tradition holds the traces of places and times that were real, specific and otherwise largely lost to us.
These stories are the one legacy of the illiterate that tells us something of how they thought about their world.
They described feasts because people hardly ever had enough to eat. They were fixated on stepmothers because, in an age when women frequently died giving birth, many children grew up with their father's second, third or fourth wife, who favoured her own children, especially at the dinner table.
Later scholars, able to travel to more remote areas than the Grimms could, found that the oral traditions included versions of their stories that were much bawdier and bloodier and ended badly.
In the oldest and most commonly told version of Red Riding Hood, says the historian Robert Darnton, the child actually eats her grandmother's remains, chopped up and left in the larder for her by the wolf, then burns her clothes piece by piece before getting into bed with him.
"How hairy you are!" says naked Red Riding Hood, before going into the usual routine about big ears and big teeth. Then the wolf eats her; end of story.
Pouring scorn on Bettelheim, Darnton observes that "evidently, the peasants did not need a secret code to talk about taboos".
Nor do we, of course, which may be one reason fairy tales are being rediscovered - or rediscovered again, since the fertility of the stories means that each age pounces on them and interprets them in its own image. Unfortunately for filmmakers, however, this is not quite the same thing as a failsafe formula.
When Red Riding Hood was released in the US two weeks ago, initial reviews were almost universally damning.
"A movie that has little reason to exist," said one critic.
"If, by chance, you've missed Twilight and its sequels, don't worry," wrote another.
"Shiny, moody, moon-faced and dumb, Red Riding Hood pretty much replicates the experience entirely."
Not that anyone in the trade papers gives it a chance of making Twilight-style money either; there are no happy endings there. But why would there be? As Hollywood should know, they only happen in fairy tales.
Red Riding Hood is now screening.